This is what my house looks like....the week after.
The recylcing center. (Some additional sorting may be required.)
The toy room. (OK, I admit. This probably wouldn't look any better if I had been home.)
The dining room table. Obviously used for game playing instead of eating since I didn't cook for an entire week.
Piles of laundry on my floor because no more will fit on my bed.
The dishes. Someone obviously decided they needed to eat this week even if I was gone.
Oh well, what else do I have to do all day, right?