This is just one of the wonderful products you can get at Despair.com. This is the Point of View Glass and it goes way beyond the pessimist.
Pragmatist: The glass is twice as large as necessary.
Sexist: The glass ain't gonna refill itself, honeybun.
Communist: The glass belongs to every single one of us in equal measure.
Capitalist: If I slapped a bunch of points-of-view on a glass I bet I could sell thousands.